| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
A lived-in, garment-dyed tee that wears like a favorite memory. This heavyweight cotton shirt settles into the shoulders and softens with every wash, while the bold, minimalist front text — “AUTHENTIC 30 YEARS OF NOT GIVING A DAMN” — reads like a wink from someone who’s earned their calm. The relaxed fit and tubular knit create a clean silhouette with no side seams, and double-needle stitching keeps the shape through years of wear. Choose from many muted, vintage-inspired dye colors to match personal style. It’s the kind of shirt you reach for when you want to show dry humor and confidence without saying a word.
Product features
– 100% ring-spun U.S. cotton — heavyweight, pre-shrunk for durability
– Garment-dyed finish for soft color and lived-in texture
– Tubular knit with no side seams for a clean, durable silhouette
– Double-needle stitched seams and sewn-in label for long-lasting quality
– Available S–4XL in 58 colors with a relaxed, comfortable fit
Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean
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